Please please please tell me this photo (clicky the picky for a larger view) of Star Jones is a fake. It must be a fake, right? …right?
The dress is cleverly covering up the surgical scar that runs down the center of her chest… but the, droopiness… and loose crinkly skin seen here. Surely that must be fake?
Some of the comments over at Dlisted are hilarious.
“Every time I see her I expect her tongue to dart out and catch a fly.”
“I’m sure i’ve seen her face in an X-Files episode…”
“Now who told her she could show off them two nasty short stacks, huh? Bitch! Cover. That. Shit. Up!”
“Starzilla looks like an alien with two saggy tits.”
Source: Dlisted
